A Good Laugh on Wednesday

My friend sent me this yesterday and it gave me the best laugh. 
It's a warning to teachers . . . . don't believe everything you hear or see. :))

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day from the mother)  Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.   I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.  Sincerely, Mrs.  Smith